5 things I wish I could do

Right now I’m balls deep in a mountain of impossibly boring research, and desperately in need of a hot meal (Funyuns and Shocktarts should not constitute 80% of your diet).  So please, enjoy the fruits of my procrastination while I go to La Med.

Really Important Stuff After The Jump!!!

Meet Alice Dellal: Shame be damned, this bitch dresses like a homeless tweaker from the 90′s, sporting Black Flag t-shirts, shredded tights and a partially shaved head. Looking at her picture I get the distinct feeling she smells like stale Chinese food and barf.  Her runway walks are fueled less by food and more by coke and cigarettes.  And she will soon inherent about 800 million pounds from her grandfather’s super shady business deals.  I fucking love her.

“When I was seven, I caught my reflection in a spoon and thought ‘Wow, I’m ridiculously good-looking‘”

-Alice Dellal, Nylon October 2007

Be as cool as the Casinos: Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye is one of my all time favorite songs.

I totally wish I could pull off the dapper Dan, Don draper aesthetic, but unfortunately I’m stuck being a grungy schlepp with a chronic hangover.

Stop Watching True Blood:

But it’s fucking impossible! Look at this gif I made, this happened within two minutes of the opening credits. Nuts, absolutely fucking nuts.

Own Footie Pajamas: Anyone of these will do.

Introduce this man:

to this woman:

-Corey