I worked at an optometry library and I totally understand where this guy’s coming from

I’ve become a new man, I’ve witnessed the power of God and I want to tell you I do love you.

Awesome. What better way to assure the world of your sanity than by beating the fuck out of a 1,000 year old reporter, then hurling snowballs at the camera crew that just FILMED YOU BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF A 1,000 YEAR OLD REPORTER.